When I was six years old, I literally didn’t know that the word “hip” could be used to describe anything except the assortment of flesh at the back of me! But the scenario today is entirely different. Preschoolers are just as conscious about their appearance and their gizmos as much as tweens and neo-adolescents, adding much to their harassed parents’ woe. But there still are some things that can make your kid feel “cool” and “hip” without taking the innocence of childhood away from them. Introducing the all new Green Machine H2O, that looks pretty much like any other pedal tricycle on the roads but comes pre-laced with a high power squirt gun and a pressurized trunk mounted water supply to help your kid combat those pesky twins from next doors, the annoyingly feminine little girl from across the street and the (pre)schoolyard bullies. The simply yet potent gun can hose down an enemy from over twenty feet away while the front wheel mounted pedal let your kid wheel away to safety before his adversaries can retaliate with their garden hose!
Price: $100
Source: Dvice
